waah!!

ok

i woke up yesterday morning and realised i havent showered my four babies with love and affection.

To the uninitiated, i had gotten four adorable fishes in mid february and (i think) i have been taking exceptional care of them.

Now i know you want introductions and i shall proceed to give them promptly.
I have two red and white orandas( kind of mutated goldfish) called Simon and Garfunkel.
Simon is a huge pig and keeps eating. Garfunkel is what i would call a hippy Flower fish. All spaced out and shit.

And i have two rosy barbs, narayana is the loner freak fish, while Mogambo, like his namesake , is a huge bully , and has been a constant pain in the flippers for Simon, merely because he wants to pass the time.

So i go there to show the fish louve , and as i give them fish food i realised that Mogambo is bloody missing. I mean, i understand dead, or mutilated or hiding in the filter or inside the gravel or inside shells ( i looked . )
But no.
Poof! gone! vanished without a trace.

After a frantic half hour starting with having a mild heart attack , and then proceeding to blame everyone from my mum to my bai for purposely taking just one fish and flushing it, or worse, leaving it to rot somewhere in the house , just to spite me,

I realised that the only logical solution was that two days ago, while i was asleep at home,a crow saw my fish, flew in and without a mess , any water dropped or any sign of struggle, neatly picked up just one fish , and flew back out the same window, phat.

The other alternative which i refuse to accept is that Mogambo wasn't Actually Mogambo, but was Mr India , and wants to show me that ive named him wrongly and is waiting for me to scan the tank with a red tinted glass.

bah.

Mogambo gayab hua :(

i hate crows more than ever now

And i was thinking ill put up pics but now i can have only three fishes. Noone will ever know what Mogambo looked like . And i wrote all this once and my bloody comp bucked and everything got deleted. bah.

RIP Mogambo.
*sniff*